Pick your explanation:
1. action photo of McCain vacationing on a nude lobbyists-only beach
2. pictorial representation of the Exxon CEO after the Lord smites him with a bolt of lightning
3. what happens when global warming attacks a sleeping Dick Cheney sans his top-secret-formula sunblock
4. FOX News’ ideal news story (far better than covering serious issues)
5. a plucked raccoon
What fun, this marketing of myths…